The Odd One

She’s at the corner of every photo.
She’d rather hold the camera.
She prefers straight whiskey, hold the ice.
She’s in a pony tail 5 days a week.
Staying home alone is her idea of fun.
She watches horror and indie films.
Her book collection is her prized possession. 
She only goes out on special occasions.
She doesn’t keep up with celebrity news.
Trey Songz doesn’t float her boat.
She’ll take longer to text back because she doesn’t misspell anything. 
Grammar Nazi.
She was popular in school and doesn’t know why.
Her friends invite her everywhere.
Chronic bitch face.
Yet she’s the most beautiful one in the group.
Odd.
That’s my kind of woman

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